Things I don't Understand - Part One

1. Twitter.

All the geeks are infatuated with Twitter. I can’t understand why. The basic premise is that you tell your “friends” what you are doing, right now, all the time. I’m typing a blog entry, I’m working, I’m going to the grocery store. Under no circumstances can I think of a reason why I’d want to tell the whole Internet about my every move. Furthermore, as little as I care about updating the world on my minute by minute information, I care EVEN LESS about reading what you are doing right this second. It's like the whole world has digital diarrhea.